So Woozworld have introduced this new disease, Zombeardtosis.
When you stand three squares from a woozen that has it, you get it.
What happens is...
You grow a beard the same colour as your hair, and turn a bright blue. Also your eyes seal over and have this green gunk on them. Me in the mornings. The only cure is a vaccine. The ingredients are lost all over woozworld. They need YOU to find them. So, start looking.
Until next time Crazers,