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Hey my lovely's, so I haven't posted for a couple of days I think. But anyways, I just wanted to do a fun little post (; Since there are 6 days until Christmas. But first, I wanna say I am so happy to see everyone rejoice but the problem is, this year doesn't feel the same, it has been going by so fast I can't even explain. But now to the post, here are just some jokes for Christmas, some quotes, and etc. So let's begin! (I will do the top 10 of each category.) 

Jokes:
Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What is the cleanest reindeer called?
A. Comet.

Q. Why is Santa so good at Karate?
A. Because he has a black belt.

Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A. Comet.

Q. What does a cat call Santa?
A. Catty Claws

Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

Q. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.

Q. What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
A.Santa Claus rolling down the hill.

Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. "Fleece Avoided."

Q. Why does Santa have tree gardens?
A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE.

Website for more: http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/Christmas.php

Top Movies: (The one's I love to watch.)

-Elf

-Dr. Suess: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

-The Polar Express

-The Muppet Christmas Carol

-A Christmas Carol

-Frosty the Snowman

-Fred Claus

-Santa Clause 1 & 2 & 3

-Mickey's Christmas Carol

-A Charlie Brown Christmas

Christmas Songs:

-All I Want For Christmas by Mariah Carey

-Baby it's Cold Outside

-Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

-Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande

-Last Christmas by Wham!

-Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas bySam Smith (His version is <3 I <3 him..ugh bae.)

-White Christmas by Bing Crosby

-Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms

-It's the Most Wonderful Time of Year by Andy Williams

-Let it Snow (Glee Version)

Christmas Quotes:

1.) Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer an more beautiful. ~ Norman Vincent Peale

2.) Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~ Carol Nelson

3.) He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~ Roy L. Smith

4.) I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the yearn when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. ~ Charles Dickens

5.) Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. ~ W.J. Cameron

6.) The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~ Burton Hills

7.) One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ Andy Rooney

8.) Happy, happy Christmas, that can win  us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! ~ Charles Dickens

9.) There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. ~ W.J. Cameron

10.) "Twas Christmas broach'd the mightiest ale;

"Twas Christmas told the merriest tale;

A christmas gambol oft could cheer

The poor man's heart through half the year.

~ Walter Scott

Website (For More): http://www.quotegarden.com/christmas.html

So I hope you liked my post today, more Christmas soon! Can't wait to see everyone rejoice and be happy and very very thankful! Bye my loves xoxo (:

-Shay